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PAUL KIMIAK
(Lead & Rhythm Guitar/Vocals)
HEIGHT
Shorter than Wayne,taller than a Mini
Me
HAIR
Still some
EYES
Two (One left,one right)
MARITAL STATUS
Common Law Wife
CHILDREN
One
CURRENT HOME
House with a white picket fence
HOBBIES
Chicken Mud Wrestling
FAVORITE FOOD
Chicken Knuckles
FAVORITE DRINK
Cold Gin
FAVORITE BAND
Today-The Foo
Fighters...Yesterday-Too many to list!
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Clarinet
FIRST SONG LEARNED
Theme
from Sting
FIRST RECORD
DWI in 1981
FIRST CONCERT
Aerosmith
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Ace
Frehley (KISS)
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Jeff Beck,Steve Vai,Michael Schencker
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
Les Claypool (Primus)
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Buddy Rich
FAVORITE QUOTE
"You only live once
unless you can prove otherwise."
WORST JOB
Don't they all suck?!
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Miss
Piggy
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
What really is reality?
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"Get the
#$%# away from me!"
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
See above
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
My first
complete physical (The rubber glove!)
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KENNY THUNDER (Drums)
HEIGHT
5'5"
HAIR
Light Brown
EYES
2
MARITAL STATUS
Divorced
CHILDREN
None
CURRENT HOME
A van by the lake
HOBBIES
Hot Rods,Bike
Riding,Moving from house to house...
FAVORITE FOOD
Tuna baby!
FAVORITE DRINK
Coffee
FAVORITE
BAND
Led Zeppelin
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Drums
FIRST SONG LEARNED
"Color
My World" by Chicago
FIRST ALBUM
Black Sabbath (Self Titled)
FIRST CONCERT
Frank Zappa
in 1973
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Eddie Van
Halen (Van Halen)
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin)
FAVORITE
DRUMMER(S)
John Henry Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
FAVORITE QUOTE
"Fuck everything and run!"
WORST
JOB
"Having to wet vac sewer water out of warehouses."
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Suzanne Summers
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
My girlfriend Josie
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"I'd like to ride you
hard and hang you up wet!"
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
"Aw,man...I suck at this...."
MOST EMBARRASSING
MOMENT
"I was playing a show with Holly & The New Yorkers at the Jamesville Groove and my pants split
all the way around...and I had to keep on playing!"
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MARVERENO (Drums)
HEIGHT
Tall
HAIR
Yes
EYES
Two
MARITAL STATUS
I
hear the divorce rate is up...
CHILDREN
I don't think so...?
CURRENT HOME
Above a garage
HOBBIES
My book club...where we talk about romance novels...YEAH RIGHT!!!!
FAVORITE FOOD
DINOSAUR
BABY!!!!!!
FAVORITE DRINK
SARANAC PALE ALE
FAVORITE BAND
VAN FUCKIN HALEN
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Flutaphone
FIRST SONG LEARNED
"Don't Look Back" by Boston
FIRST ALBUM
Van Halen 1
FIRST
CONCERT
Head East w/ Dakota
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Steve Perry,Steven Tyler,James LaBrie,Sebastian
Bach,Melissa Ethridge,Chrissy Hinds,Kip Winger,and myself.
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Eddie Van Halen,Phil
Petrof,Mark Palinkas (Ozone),Chris Kimball (Ozone),BOBOTTO (Otto),etc...
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
Andy
Ciamano,Lane Pieroni (Ozone),Ron Coyne (GameFace),Geddy Lee (RUSH)
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Alex Van
Halen,Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater),and I don't care what you wads of smegma say...but Gary Holland! That
guy KICKS my ASS everytime I see POPESTAIN.Go see POPESTAIN!!!!
FAVORITE QUOTE
"GET THE FUCK
OUT!"
WORST JOB
Farming
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Dolly Parton...HA!
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
She's married to a fuckin' idiot...
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"Hi..."
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
"Hi..."
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
Playing for Gunpiont Poetry!!!!!!
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LANE PIERONI (B-Ass Guitar/Backing Vocals)
HEIGHT
6 ft,5 in.
HAIR
yep
EYES
two green ones
MARITAL STATUS
married
CHILDREN
one boy
HOBBIES
Swimming in
my pool
FAVORITE FOOD
Hot dogs and beans
FAVORITE DRINK
Yoo Hoo
FAVORITE BAND
Bay
City Rollers
FIRST INSTRUMENT
French Horn
FIRST SONG LEARNED
"Flight of the Bumblebee"
FIRST RECORD
"How Much is That Doggie in the Window"
FIRST CONCERT
KISS
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Geoff Tate (Queensryche)
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Mark Palinkas (Ozone)
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
Gene Simmons (KISS)
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Marvereno (Ozone)
FAVORITE QUOTE
"Plant Corn...Get
Corn"
WORST JOB
Washing dishes at the Fireside Inn
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Too many to
count...
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
My wife,of course...
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
There's
a Wapatoola party at my house...let's go!
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
Ok
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
Plugged my amp into a clapper....clap on....clap off!!!
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ROY ST. JAMES (B-ass guitar/Vocals)
HEIGHT
6'1"
HAIR
" Highlighted
blonde over gray!!!"
EYES
Blue
MARITAL STATUS
Married
CHILDREN
"Last count 6!!"
CURRENT HOME
Huge mansion in Oneida
HOBBIES
Laundry,changing
dirty diapers (writing songs,listening to music)
FAVORITE FOOD
Spetzle (German Noodles)
FAVORITE DRINK
Pepsi
FAVORITE GROUP
" Bobby Sherman,Leif Garrett,Winger,Nelson,Culture
Club,and George Michaels.If I don't write KISS-Wayne will get mad.Does the Partridge Family count???--Pat
Travers,Virgin Steel,Raven,Angel,--too many to mention!!!"
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Guitar
FIRST
SONG LEARNED
"I don't remember.Maybe "Puppy Love" or "Down By the Lazt River" by Donnie Osmond."
FIRST RECORD
"My Aunt Sharon took me to a store named "H&L Greens" and I bought the 45 "I Think
I Love You" by the Partridge Family."
FIRST CONCERT
"Well,the 1st concert was Van Halen
at the manley Field House in Syracuse N.Y."
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Dave DeFeis (Virgin
Steele),Ian Gillian,Ronnie James Dio,David Cassidy
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Pat Travers,Randy
Rhodes,Frank Marino,Ted Nugent (on a good day).
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
Billy Sheehan,Danny
Partridge,John Galliger (Raven),Wayne W. Johnson (Four Large Men),Rick Richmond (Four Large Men),Craig
Muella (Four Large Men-just how many bassists does this band have????)
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Monster Mike Merrifield (Dogs on Mars),Billy NyShay (Diamond Rexx)
FAVORITE QUOTE
"It's
another day in paradise." (Oneida Limited)
WORST JOB
"Picking onions in Canastota
for half a day.It was me and Rick Richmond.It was actually a couple of hours and we never went back.A
guy said we could make all sorts of money if we did this and we needed equiptment so....I had on a shirt
on w/ a smiley face and Rick kept throwing onions at it! Took 3 days to wash that smell off!"
HOTTEST
BABE-CELEBRITY
Terri Reynolds (WWF)
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
Emmitt in drag from
the Queer As Folk Show (Showtime)
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"Hey baby-I hear it's your
birthday.Can I blow out your candle??!!"
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
"Hi-I'm Wayne Johnson
and I'm in KISS."
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
"Going to have a vicsectomy and trying not to
get a hard-on over the hot nurse who had to do the operation.....and cumming too early!"
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DAVE VICTORY (Drums)
HEIGHT
Tall enough to reach the bass drum pedal
HAIR
Short & Sassy
EYES
Two
MARITAL STATUS
"Well....there was that drunken
night in Vegas...."
CHILDREN
None claimed
CURRENT HOME
Volney (Not
to be mistaken for Fulton)
HOBBIES
Full time job
FAVORITE FOOD
Sausage w/ peppers
& onions w/ a side of meatball hot pockets
FAVORITE DRINK
Pepto Bismo
FAVORITE GROUP
Led Zeppelin
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Electric Organ (not to be mistaken for vibrator)
FIRST
SONG LEARNED
On Top of Old Smoky
FIRST RECORD
Synchronicity by The Police
FIRST
CONCERT
George Thorogood/Fabulous Thunderbirds at McCarther Stadium in Syracuse 1983
FAVORITE
SINGER(S)
Robert Plant,Wayne W. Johnson
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Jimmy Page,Wayne
W. Johnson
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
John Paul Jones,Wayne W. Johnson ("Way to control his ego
Dave!!")
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
John Bonham,Wayne W. Johnson's Drum Machine
FAVORITE ALBUM
"FRONT ROW's 1st album and Out of the Hole (Smokin' Worm)."
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Jennifer Anisten
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
Scarf Girl
FAVORITE QUOTE
"The
Dingo stole my baby."
WORST JOB
P&C-pushing shopping carts in a blizzard.
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"Would you like a towel? I know you're gettin' wet just thinkin'
about me."
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
"Would you like to ride the tunaboat to
tunatown?"
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
"Being rejected after saying that pickup line!"
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JAMIE CRISCIONE
(B-ass Guitar/Backing Vocals)
HEIGHT
6'0"
HAIR
Not as much
as before
EYES
Two
MARITAL STATUS
I Do
CHILDREN
Three teenage girls
CURRENT
HOME
Tree house in an Oak Tree
HOBBIES
Anything but work
FAVORITE FOOD
Pizza
FAVORITE
DRINK
Labattes Blue
FAVORITE BAND
Styx
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Pots and pans
FIRST SONG
LEARNED
Smoke on the Water (Deep Purple)
FIRST ALBUM
KISS Alive
FIRST CONCERT
The
Police
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
ME!
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Tim Ryan
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
ME!
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Fran Scaglione
FAVORITE QUOTE
If you get knocked down, get back
up
WORST JOB
Ponderosa
FAVORITE BABE (Celebrity)
My Wife (She is a hot babe!)
FAVORITE BABE (Reality)
My Wife (She is a Hot Babe!)
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
Too long
ago
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
Too long ago
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
Unexpected FART in the
Library!
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SCOTT COON (DA SCOONER)
(B-Ass Guitar/Vocals)
HEIGHT
6'
HAIR
Occassionally
EYES
Two
MARITAL STATUS
Depends on the day
CHILDREN
FIVE!!!!!
CURRENT HOME
Syracuse,NY
HOBBIES
My kids,music,and working WAY too many hours!!!!
FAVORITE FOOD
MMM...Pizza & Beer
FAVORITE DRINK
I think I just said BEER!!!!
FAVORITE BAND
WOW...Tough One...Ummm,I'd have
to say,Overall...Queensryche!!!
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Guitar
FIRST SONG LEARNED
Smoke on the
Water by Deep Purple
FIRST RECORD
Destroyer by KISS
FIRST CONCERT
KISS-Love Gun Tour
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Geoff Tate (Queensryche),Chris Cornell (Soundgarden),ME!!!
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen),George Lynch (Dokken),Vinnie Moore,Joe Satriani,the list goes on...
FAVORITE
BASSIST(S)
Les Claypool (Primus),Flea (Red Hot Chilli Peppers),That guy from the band I like...you
know...
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Monster Mike Merrifield (Dogs On Mars),Neil Peart (Rush),Bun
E. Carlos
FAVORITE QUOTE
Joke 'Em if they can't take a Fuck!
WORST JOB
Pizza Delivery
on the South Side...SPOOOOKY!!!!
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Hands Down...Tara Reid
HOTTEST
BABE-REALITY
This girl I know....MMM MMM MMMM!!!!
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"Hey,yer cute....Wanna
go out to my car & Fuck?"
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
That actually worked? Ummm..."If I told you
that you had a great body,would you Fuck me?"....Honest...it really DID work!!!
MOST EMBARRASSING
MOMENT
Walking in the wrong delivery room while my wife was giving birth in a different
one!! DOH!!! I don't know WHO she was,but she was none too happy to see me!!!
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"SMALL" (Drums/ Karma Sutra Master)
HEIGHT
Taller than a new born
HAIR
Long and brown
EYES
Hazel
MARITAL STATUS
NOT!
CHILDREN
NO WAY!
CURRENT
HOME
Dumpster in back of pizza hutt
HOBBIES
Trying to pick up your girlfriend
FAVORITE
FOOD
Any
FAVORITE DRINK
Beer/Jagermeister
FAVORITE BAND
Van Halen (I don't care who
sang for them)
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Plastic KMart Guitar
FIRST SONG LEARNED
"Runaway" by
Del Shannon
FIRST RECORD
"Portrait" by Elvis Presley
FIRST CONCERT
Barbara Mandrell (NYS
Fair 1981)
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Geoff Tate (Queensryche)/ Sarah Randal (Poison Green)
FAVORITE
GUITARIST(S)
George Lynch (Dokken)
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
Steve Harris (Iron Maiden)
FAVORITE
DRUMMER(S)
Alex Van Halen/ Tomas Haake (Meshuggah)
FAVORITE ALBUM
Any album by Van Halen
or Leaphole
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Ashley Judd
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
Any female bartender
under 150 Lbs.
FAVORITE QUOTE
"Wa-Do ya think I'm gonna do....worry about me!" (Mel Gibson in
Payback)
WORST JOB
All
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
Didn't I sell you auto parts once?
BEST
PICKUP LINE GIVEN
None
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
Having someone catch me filling this out!
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HAM (B-Ass Guitar/Lover of all that is Cheese-Whiz/Bop Magazine Centerfold)
HEIGHT
1.8
meters
HAIR
.36 meters
EYES
Aqua-Blue...is this an interview for Bop? My favorite color
is mauve and I love sunsets under a warm fire...look for the color pinup of me on page 34
MARITAL
STATUS
Not married,but been with my girl since 1998
CHILDREN
No,I get hassled by them enough
in stores and resturants
CURRENT HOME
13 Credibility Street -actually,that's a lie,but if anyone
can write in and tell me who actually lives there then Wayne will give you a valuable prize ("I will???"-WAYNE)
HOBBIES
Figuring out Blue's Clues,looking at rubber bands
FAVORITE FOOD
Anything,as long
as it's pizza
FAVORITE DRINK
Green Kool-Aid
FAVORITE BAND
KISS,Greasy Feces
1ST INSTRUMENT
Flutophone at Main Street School
1ST SONG LEARNED
"ABC"...Not the Jackson 5 song.This was a
song on the flutophone.The song went,"A,B,C...A,B,C...A,A,B,B,...A,B,C." CAROLINE BLUE will soon be doing
a version of that song.
1ST RECORD
I still hold the record for "Best Fall Down the Ramp" at Penn
Cann Mall
1ST CONCERT
Elvis Presley-Syracuse,NY-7/27/76...HEY,NO
FAIR! Wayne got one more question here than I got! He got a "
"1ST REAL CONCERT" question and
I didn't! It's always Wayne,Wayne,Wayne! NO FAIR! I QUIT!
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Paul Stanley
FAVORITE
GUITARIST(S)
Nigel Tufnel (Spinal Tap)
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
Steve Harris (Iron Maiden),Flea
(Red Hot Chilli Peppers)
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Animal
FAVORITE QUOTE
"Ham is
the coolest." Who said that you ask? I did-just now.
WORST JOB
Peter's Grocery-Joe Peter
is about 3 feet tall,but he is the biggest pain in the elbow you'd ever want to meet
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Wayne W. Johnson
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
My Girl Kelly
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"Is Bob
there?"
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
"Hello?" But honestly,I usually screen my calls...
MOST EMBARRASSING
MOMENT
This one time I did an interview for Bop magazine...
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BILL PIERCE (Bass/Backing Vocals)
HEIGHT
5'5"
HAIR
Light Brown
EYES
Brown
MARITAL STATUS
Married
CHILDREN
2 Boys
CURRENT HOME
Central New York
HOBBIES
Working Out
FAVORITE FOOD
Seafood
FAVORITE DRINK
Diet Coke
FAVORITE BAND(S)
KISS,Iron
Maiden,Judas Priest
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Drums
FIRST SONG LEARNED
"London Bridge is Falling
Down"
FIRST RECORD
"Alive 2"-KISS
FIRST CONCERT
Van Halen 1980
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Paul Stanley (KISS),Ronnie James Dio,Wendy O. Williams
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Randy Rhoads,Paul
Gilbert (Racer X,Mr.Big)
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
Steve Harris (Iron Maiden),Billy Sheehan (Talas,Mr.
Big), Pete Way (Waysted)
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Clive Burr,Nico McBrain (Iron Maiden),Tommy Aldridge
(Ozzy)
FAVORITE QUOTE
"If it's too loud you're too old."
WORST JOB
Bag Boy in a grocery
Store
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Tori Wilson
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
Jennifer Lorraine
BEST
PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
Never got one
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
Never needed one
MOST EMBARRASSING
MOMENT
Decided to bleach my hair and it turned out bright orange.
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J.MOREY (Drums)
HEIGHT
5'10"
HAIR
Brown
EYES
Brown
MARITAL STATUS
VERY
Single
CHILDREN
None
CURRENT HOME
Syracuse,NY
HOBBIES
Playing Drums,Playing Guitar,Photographing
Live Bands
FAVORITE FOOD
BBQ Bacon Cheddar Burger
FAVORITE DRINK
Bacardi/Coke,Becks Beer
FAVORITE BAND(S)
Cage, PainMuseum, Judas Priest, Primal Fear, Silencer, Metalium, and Arch Enemy.
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Drums
FIRST SONG LEARNED
"Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard.
FIRST
RECORD
"Hysteria" by Def Leppard
FIRST CONCERT
Bon Jovi/ Skid Row at The Carrier Dome in
Syracuse,NY 1989.
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Ripper Owens (Iced Earth/Judas Priest)), Sean Peck (Cage),
Tim Clayborne (PainMuseum),Ralf Scheepers (Primal Fear).
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Glenn Tipton (Judas
Priest), Dave Garcia (Cage), "Metal" Mike Chlasiak (Testament/PainMuseum), Keith Spargo (Silencer).
FAVORITE
BASSIST(S)
Mat Sinner (Primal Fear), Lars Ratz (Metalium), Mike Giordano (Cage).
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Scott Travis (Judas Priest), Bobby Jarzombek (Halford), Mikey Neil (Cage).
FAVORITE QUOTE
"....What
the hell,why not...." (Note-these words always get me into trouble).
WORST JOB
Too numerous to
list
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Elizabeth Rohm from Law & Order.
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
????????
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
Been too long since I received one....
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
Can't
recall.....
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
Dropping four 32 oz. sodas into a brand new camero while
working the drive thru at Wendy's
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AZRIEL MORDECAI (Bass)
HEIGHT
5'10" (15' 32" on Mars....)
HAIR
Black-liable to change
without notice
EYES
Brown-usually with baggage
MARITAL STATUS
Not married, not single
CHILDREN
Debatable
CURRENT HOME
Syracuse, New York
HOBBIES
Writing, reading, punchin
the munchkin
FAVORITE FOOD
Orange chicken with Rice with a side of stuffing topped w/ gravy
FAVORITE
DRINK
Coffee flavored water
FAVORITE BAND(S)
The Doors or Christian Death
FIRST INSTRUMENT
Drums, Jew Harp
FIRST SONG LEARNED
"Fool For Yor Stockings" (ZZTop)
FIRST RECORD
"Shout
at the Devil"-Motley Crue-Definately a happenin album...specially when you're 5....
FIRST CONCERT
Motley Crue
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Julie Andrews (Yeah-the Mary Poppins chick...), ...Siouxsie Sioux,
Rozz Williams
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Mick Mars (Motley Crue)
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
Cliff
Burton (Metallica), Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue)
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
The one who is sober when I
want to play. Sorry J...
FAVORITE QUOTE
"F*ck you & have a nice day."
WORST JOB
Seth's
job cleaning the whack booths at Adult World.
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Katie Couric, Marsha Cross
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
Me-maybe Wayne in a tu-tu.....
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"Are you the
guy painting the wall?"
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
"My penis salutes you!"
MOST EMBARRASSING
MOMENT
Well, there was the time I got Mr. Happy stuck in a vacuum...then there was the time my pants
fell down during Sunday church...the time I fell face first into my friend's grandmother's crotch (she
was smiling though)...then there was the time I had my fun alittle too quick and left Metal J all disappointed
(sorry J, I swear, that's never happened to me before .....).
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JOSH DEAN (Drums/Backing Vocals)
HEIGHT
6'0"
HAIR
Dirty Blonde
EYES
Brown
MARITAL STATUS
Not married
CHILDREN
I hope not!?!?!
CURRENT HOME
where ever i am
allowed to stay for
the night
HOBBIES
Going to see One Hard Krank or Temporal 3
Pattern
and rockin out all night long with those crazy
sons a bitches!!!!
FAVORITE FOOD
Tacos... of
all kinds. *wink*
FAVORITE DRINK
Mountain Dew... Do they still
classify that as birth control????
FAVORITE BAND
One Hard Krank, Avenged Sevenfold,
Rush, Dream Threater, and anything with Zakk
Wylde in
it, and the flavor of that week
1ST INSTRUMENT
Drums... since I was 10, but now I
have made all of them my instrument, just depends on
what you want!!!
1ST SONG LEARNED
Louie
Louie, Rock it Dude
1ST RECORD
Creed, Human Clay and 3 Doors Down,
Better Life
1ST CONCERT
Godsmack, Ill Nino, and Dropbox; my
second was Godsmack and Metallica... how do you rock
that
mother fucka
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Jake Morrison (One Hard Krank), Tom Catera (Temporal 3 Pattern),
Dave
Mustaine (Megadeth), Ozzy Osbourne
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Dave King (One Hard Krank),
Todd Stiles (One Hard Krank),
Zakk Wylde (Black Label Society), Steve Vai, Shane Prue (Temporal 3
Pattern), Wayne W. Johnson (CAROLINE BLUE), and Dr. Dan
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
Todd Stiles (One
Hard Krank), Geddy Lee (Rush),
Flea (Red Hot Chilli Peppers), Don Ferrington (Temporal 3 Pattern),
Shawn
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Monster Mike Merrifield (One Hard Krank), Neil Peart (Rush),
Bobby
Jarzombek (PainMuseum), The Rev from A7X, Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater), Shawn
the Fire Chief (Temporal
3 Pattern)
FAVORITE QUOTE
"Your fucking awesome"- random
girls at shows. What can I say...
I love it everytime
and it never will get old!!!
WORST JOB
Well I've never worked a really
job in
my life... OOPS!!!
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Tara Reid and Mandy Moore
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
Im not telling cause then
everyone will want some... but heres a hint... Her
name stars with a
D.
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"I love it everytime
you get up there... and guess what, Im so
fucking
wasted"
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
"I'm a rock star and your
a model. We would make
the perfect couple", LOL good
times
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
See... but thats what I
do
to other people... Like the time I mooned someone
throught the window of Denny's while jumping on
a
booth seat!!!
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RANDY GRAY
(B-Ass Guitar/Rhythm & Lead Guitar/Vocals)
HEIGHT
5'11' (before back surgery-now
I think I'm 5'6")
HAIR
Strawberry Blonde (but getting Gray)
EYES
Green and shrunken
MARITAL
STATUS
2nd time (still)
CHILDREN
1-age 8
CURRENT HOME
Army Tent @ Ft.Benning,GA
HOBBIES
Collecting Dust & Arachnid Termination
FAVORITE FOOD
Beer & Bananas (or any other
similar breakfast food)
FAVORITE DRINK
A shocker.I don't know what it is,but the dry ice makes
it look cool
FAVORITE BAND
Just One? Hmmmm? Nick Nesbit and the Nine Nasty Nose Pickers
FIRST
INSTRUMENT
Alto Sax
FIRST SONG LEARNED
On Sax? I guess "Up the scale 1,2,3." Gtr.-"Smoke
on the Water" (Deep Purple),"Working Man" (Rush)-it's hard to say which was 1st."I'm No
Angel" falls in the first five but very different from today's version and without words.
FIRST
RECORD
The Troggs/Wild Thing (45)...Rush 2112 (Album)
FIRST CONCERT
Rush-Hemispheres tour
(after seeing Golden Earring open for Aerosmith on a concert they didn't show up for.Then getting into
a car accident going to the reschedualed date).
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
The guy for St.Chaos and the
chick in Clannad (I think she's Enya's sister)
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Michael Hedges
FAVORITE
BASSIST(S)
I hate them all!!! No,just kidding.Probably the guy in Creed "what's his name" (Brian
Marshall)
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Dick Allen (Magnus) or Phil Collins
FAVORITE QUOTE
"Are
we there yet???"
WORST JOB
A potato farm hand (or potatoe for the politicians out there).They
all pretty much suck.Now the job I want is to be the guy that screws the caps on the toothpaste tubes.
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
Huh? You rate these people? Okay-Leelah from Futurama.I
have this thing for 2 dimensional women with only one eye.
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
I refuse to answer
this as it may be used against me.I'm attaching a legal disclaimer.Please sign it and return it to me
so I can file it with mt Attorney.
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"You wanna get outta here?"
BEST
PICKUP LINE GIVEN
"Huh?..You mean me???"
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
Streaking through McDonalds
and seeing my neighbor's parents standing in line as I passed by the counter.It's probably a good thing
it wasn't Heid's (Hot Dog Place)
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MONSTER MIKE MERRIFIELD
(Temp. on Drums)
HEIGHT
6'0"
HAIR
Flesh based with
brown highlights
EYES
2 bloodshot peepers
MARITAL STATUS
Single
CHILDREN
1 beautiful
daughter
CURRENT HOME
Rent
HOBBIES
Computer graphics, sci-fi tv watching
FAVORITE
FOOD
Chinese/seafood
FAVORITE DRINK
Diet coke w/ lime
FAVORITE BAND
King's X
FIRST
INSTRUMENT
Air guitar
FIRST SONG LEARNED
On drums-"She Believes in Me" by Kenny Rogers
FIRST
ALBUM
Diary of a Madman-Ozzy Osbourse/Randy Rhoads
FIRST CONCERT
Twisted Sister/Ratt/Mama's
Boys at The Palace Theater in Albany, NY
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
Jeff Martin(Racer X), Joe Altier
(Brand New Sin), Rob Halford (Judas Priest/Halford)
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
Randy Rhoads, Paul
Gilbert (Racer X/ Mr. Big),Darin Scott (Brace), Dave King (One Hard Krank)
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
Rudy
Sarzo (Quiet Riot/Ozzy/Whitesnake), John Alderette(Racer X), Bob Daisley (Ozzy), Doug Pinnick (King's
X),
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
Tommy Aldridge(Ozzy/Whitesnake), Mark Zonder(Fates Warning), Scott Travis
(Judas Priest), Mikkey Dee(Motorhead/King Diamond)), Bobby Jarzombek(Halford/Iced Earth), Kevin Dean
(Brand New Sin), Jerry Gaskill(King's X), Aaron Perry
FAVORITE QUOTE
I got lots of favs:
-"The
new phonebook's here...Johnson,Navin R....I'm somebody now"
-"Get yer stinkin' paws off of me you
damm dirty ape"
-"Life is a mystery-some days it's Sherlock Holmes and somedays it's Scobby Doo"
-"Now
all resturabts are Taco Bell"
-"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor,not a ____!"
WORST JOB
Picking
up pieces of paper off the floor at PCI.
FAVORITE BABE (Celebrity)
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
FAVORITE
BABE (Reality)
I'll Let You Know
BEST PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
"I didn't know you were the drummer."
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
"You could sit on my lap..."
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
I could tell
ya, but then I'd have to kill ya :-)
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JOHNNY SNIPER (Bass/Vocals)
HEIGHT
6 ft.
HAIR
brown
EYES
brown
MARITAL
STATUS
single but taken
CHILDREN
0
CURRENT HOME
N.Y.
HOBBIES
music,football
FAVORITE FOOD
steak,well done
FAVORITE DRINK
water
FAVORITE BAND
Talisman
1ST
INSTRUMENT
guitar
1ST SONG LEARNED
breaking the chains (dokken)
1ST RECORD
pyromania
1ST CONCERT
maide/malmsteen 1987
FAVORITE SINGER(S)
jeff scott soto,tony harnell,kylie
minogue
FAVORITE GUITARIST(S)
malmsteen,ronni letekro,lynch,akira takasaki
FAVORITE BASSIST(S)
marcel jacob,billy sheehan,jeff pilson
FAVORITE DRUMMER(S)
booby rock,eric carr,robert
sweet
FAVORITE QUOTE
be careful what u wish for,it may come true
WORST JOB
current
one
HOTTEST BABE-CELEBRITY
adriana lima
HOTTEST BABE-REALITY
adriana lima
BEST
PICKUP LINE RECEIVED
can't remember
BEST PICKUP LINE GIVEN
never had to use one
MOST
EMBARRASSING MOMENT
finding out i had phone sex with an underaged girl!
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